A Cowboy's Ballad of Love, Loss, and Lies
or
Seifer Almasy and the Achy-Breaky Badonkadonk
Chapter One: The Job Requirements Do Not Include Fashion Sense (1/3)

Fandom: FFVIII
Characters: Seifer, Irvine, Zell, Fujin, Raijin
Rating: PG-13
Flags/Warnings: AU.

Summary: AU. Seifer is hired as a bodyguard for the rapidly-rising young country star ( Read more... )

From the Mouths of Monsters (3)
Canon: FFIV / FFVIII Crossover
Rating: PG-13, for now
Characters: Quistis, Rydia

Notes: This is complete crack. Take with grain of salt and sense of humor. THIS IS EVEN MORE CRACK THAN THE LAST ONE. Seriously, I don't even know what this is.

No, Quistis thought, harder and slightly more frantically - she'd never ( Read more... )

From the Mouths of Monsters (2)
Canon: FFIV / FFVIII Crossover
Rating: PG-13, for now
Characters: Quistis, Rydia, Kadowaki
Notes: This is complete crack. Take with grain of salt and sense of humor.

"What do you want me to do?" Squall asked finally, sliding the top piece of paper towards Quistis. "I have to sign off on whether or not I believe ( Read more... )

From the Mouths of Monsters (1)
Canon: FFIV / FFVIII Crossover
Rating: PG-13, for now
Characters: Quistis, Rydia

Notes: KATY. JANA. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. ALL. I BLAME YOU BOTH BLATANTLY.

This is complete crack. And should definitely not be read as self-insert first_seventhe/katmillia porn.

Seriously, take with grain of salt and sense of humor.

[Edit]: Wow, ( Read more... )

Captains, I: The Meeting of the Ifrit and the Shiva
Fandom: FFVIII
Characters: Seifer, Quistis, Ensemble (this chapter: Raijin, Fujin, Xu)
"Warnings": THIS IS A PIRATE AU GUYS.
Rating: PG-13, language
Length: ~5000 words? omg.

For shanaqui, AU Meme.

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